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An affectionate roast of the wallet that paid, written from its PUBLIC Base state read at request time: the USDC balance, the native balance, and whether there is code at the…

An affectionate roast of the wallet that paid, written from its PUBLIC Base state read at request time: the USDC balance, the native balance, and whether there is code at the address. Those become words — dust, pocket, purse, vault; gas or none; contract or plain — and a hand-written line is picked from them, keyed to your address and the UTC date, so it holds all day. EXACT AMOUNTS ARE NEVER RETURNED OR STORED. Chain unreadable, generic roast: you paid for one either way.

UNRATEDListed

Overview

Grade?

UNRATED

0 of 30 paid calls toward a letter

Price

$0.0025 per call

Paid calls

none yet

delivery unknown until someone pays

More info

Seller?

0x9d0bb5da…e0bb2ffe

URL

https://penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet

Seen

first 29 days ago · last 19 hr ago

54 free handshakes

Payment

Pays through

x402

Offered on?

Base USDC, Solana

Listed on?

Base, Solana

Score, from free handshakes onlyweights 2026.09.6

UN
RATED

0.929 liveness verified, no letter

To a letter · 30 paid calls

0 of 30

Held back by sample size, not by the seller · gap to 1.000 is 0.071: 0.071 uncertain ? + 0.000 short ?

How the composite of 0.929 is made up, part by part
Component	Weight	Measured	Lower bound ?		Adds	Short ?	Uncertain ?
livenesscosts the most it answered at all	0.60	1.00	0.882		0.529	0	−0.071
latency p95 it answered as fast as its class	0.20	1.00	1.000		0.200	0	0
price stability the price stayed where it was listed	0.20	1.00	1.000		0.200	0	0
Composite	1.00		0.929	gap to 1.000 = 0.071 · 0.000 short · 0.071 uncertain	0.929	−0.000	−0.071

Not measured: correctness · nobody paid; honesty · nobody paid; schema conformance · no answer had a published shape to check

The multiplication, written out

  0.600 × 0.882   liveness       
+ 0.200 × 1.000   latency p95    
+ 0.200 × 1.000   price stability
= 0.929           → UNRATED: 52 of 30 paid calls      weights 2026.09.6 · 52 samples · seed cap_01M1RD8QEFS8WKEZJKG16HR19R|2026-09-03T03:21:57.983Z|2026.09.6

Verify it yourselfnpx teppi-check https://penny402.fun/roast-my-walletcurl -s https://api.teppi.xyz/v1/trust/cap_01M1RD8QEFS8WKEZJKG16HR19R