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An affectionate roast of the wallet that paid, written from its PUBLIC Base state read at request time: the USDC balance, the native balance, and whether there is code at the…
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An affectionate roast of the wallet that paid, written from its PUBLIC Base state read at request time: the USDC balance, the native balance, and whether there is code at the address. Those become words — dust, pocket, purse, vault; gas or none; contract or plain — and a hand-written line is picked from them, keyed to your address and the UTC date, so it holds all day. EXACT AMOUNTS ARE NEVER RETURNED OR STORED. Chain unreadable, generic roast: you paid for one either way.Overview
Grade?
UNRATED
0 of 30 paid calls toward a letter
Price
$0.0025 per call
Paid calls
none yet
delivery unknown until someone pays
More info
Seller?
URL
https://penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet
Seen
first 29 days ago · last 15 hr ago
54 free handshakes
Payment
Pays through
x402
Offered on?
Base USDC, Solana
Listed on?
Base, Solana
Handshakescomputed 1 day ago
0.929 from 52 free handshakes over 30 days · UNRATED ?
| Component | Weight | Measured | Lower bound ? | Adds | Short ? | Uncertain ? | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| livenesscosts the most it answered at all |
0.60 | 1.00 | 0.882 | 0.529 | 0 | −0.071 | |
| latency p95 it answered as fast as its class |
0.20 | 1.00 | 1.000 | 0.200 | 0 | 0 | |
| price stability the price stayed where it was listed |
0.20 | 1.00 | 1.000 | 0.200 | 0 | 0 | |
| Composite | 1.00 | 0.929 | gap to 1.000 = 0.071 · 0.000 short · 0.071 uncertain | 0.929 | −0.000 | −0.071 |
Not measured: correctness · nobody paid; honesty · nobody paid; schema conformance · no answer had a published shape to check
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npx teppi-check https://penny402.fun/roast-my-walletcurl -s https://api.teppi.xyz/v1/trust/cap_01M1RD8QEFS8WKEZJKG16HR19R