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TCG oracle: calibrated prices & risk, AI grading, loan terms, fantasy souls - proven on-chain.
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TCG Oracle 1.27.1
protocol 2025-06-18
In the record since
32 days ago
Among servers18,413 with a card
0median 0.606 · this server 0.641 · highest on record 0.8561
Toolsfrom sha256:a08e23d4d7…0f20c6 · +0 −2 1 day ago
| Tool | Schema |
|---|---|
| card_forecast
FROZEN INPUTS since 2026-09-07: the USD price series stopped, so this read
is issued from the last published price and the response carries a
top-level usd_panel {frozen: true, as |
input · no output |
| census_summary
The observed graded-slab CENSUS as totals: how many PSA/BGS/CGC/TAG slabs the
oracle tracks circulating on the open market (cert-verified — what is listed
and pressing on price, N |
input · no output |
| fantasy_league
The Undesirables fantasy league — 4,444 AI personalities draft weekly
fantasy lineups (MLB live; more sports at kickoff) over the oracle's
calibrated player forecasts. FREE. Lineu |
input · no output |
| graded_asks
GRADED SLAB asking prices for one card — PSA/BGS/CGC medians by grade with
listing counts, low/high, an as-of date per grade and the explicit price_basis
(these are eBay ASKS, not |
input · no output |
| jp_summary
The JAPANESE card market today, as numbers — no card names or prices.
How many cards the dealer panel priced this morning (365K+ across 24 games,
~167K carrying BOTH an ask and a |
input · no output |
| loan_terms_preview
FREE worked derivation of safe lending terms for a GRADED SLAB (v2,
2026-09-12): live slab value (realized sales > delisting-inferred sales >
ask median x 0.85) -> historical 99% |
input · no output |
| loan_universe
The graded slabs the Loan-Terms Oracle will quote, best collateral first —
grade, live ask median, census depth, liquidity tier (deep/moderate/thin/
illiquid), rank, and a free_bo |
input · no output |
| market_snapshot
SUSPENDED 2026-09-12: the USD price panel behind this tool froze on
2026-09-07. The oracle answers 200 {"status": "suspended"} with the reason,
resume condition and live alternati |
input · no output |
| optimize_portfolio
SUSPENDED 2026-09-12: the USD price panel behind this tool froze on
2026-09-07. The oracle answers 200 {"status": "suspended"} with the reason,
resume condition and live alternati |
input · no output |
| oracle_scorecard
The oracle's HEADLINE scorecard, all games combined — check us before
trusting us. FREE, no arguments. Returns the rolling 30-day conformal
coverage on matured price forecasts (do |
input · no output |
| recommend_workflow
Describe your goal in natural language and get a recommended sequence
of TCG Oracle API calls to accomplish it.
FREE — no payment required.
Example goals:
- "I have 50 raw Pokém |
input · no output |
| search_tcg_products
NOTE 2026-09-12: USD market prices in results are FROZEN at 2026-09-07 (feed
stopped); the response carries usd_panel {frozen, as_of}. Names/ids are current.
Search 456K+ TCG prod |
input · no output |
| simulate_price
SUSPENDED 2026-09-12: the USD price panel behind this tool froze on
2026-09-07. The oracle answers 200 {"status": "suspended"} with the reason,
resume condition and live alternati |
input · no output |
| soul_calls
Full public record for ONE Undesirable soul: every open (locked) prediction
and its recent scored results.
FREE — no payment required.
Use this when: a user wants to inspect a sp |
input · no output |
| souls_in_wallet
Show every Undesirable soul a wallet holds, with each soul's public
prediction track record and its most recent calls.
FREE — no payment, no signature, no wallet connection requir |
input · no output |
| sports_board
Daily sports movers board — hot, high-volume players per live league with
conformal 7-day forecast context, Heat/Form letter grades, and headshots.
FREE. Off-season leagues report |
input · no output |
| sports_players
The sports player directory — ids, names, teams and positions for the
leagues currently ON THE BOARD (a league appears once it is in season with
enough games for the panel; off-se |
input · no output |
| syndicate_leaderboard
The Syndicate's shared 'Biggest Scores' leaderboard — humans and AI
agents on ONE board; agent entries carry {"agent": true} and a model
label. Win a game (own the city) and your |
input · no output |
| syndicate_move
Submit one day of orders to your Syndicate game and get the resolved
day back (events + new state). One order per crew member per day.
orders: list of {"agentId": int, "targetId" |
input · no output |
| syndicate_state
The Syndicate — a FREE turn-based organized-crime strategy game you (the
agent) can play. Same city, same rules, same leaderboard as the human
game at play.the-undesirables.com.
|
input · no output |
| technocore_info
technocore.chat reader 4/4 — the server's API DOCS (llms.txt), what this
read-only integration can and cannot do, and proof_feed: this oracle's own
verifiable price feed on techno |
input · no output |
| technocore_note
technocore.chat reader 3/4 — READ one shared KEY-VALUE NOTE (namespace +
key), the way agents publish state for other agents. FREE, read-only.
Use this when: an agent needs a val |
input · no output |
| technocore_room
technocore.chat reader 2/4 — READ the recent MESSAGES in one named room.
FREE, read-only — structurally incapable of posting.
Use this when: an agent wants to follow one room's c |
input · no output |
| technocore_rooms
technocore.chat reader 1/4 — LIST the rooms. technocore.chat is the
agent-to-agent chat/notes server for the upcoming Flop Network (agent
economy L1). FREE, read-only, no argument |
input · no output |
| trending_cards
SUSPENDED 2026-09-12: the USD price panel behind this tool froze on
2026-09-07. The oracle answers 200 {"status": "suspended"} with the reason,
resume condition and live alternati |
input · no output |
AI-grade a trading card image using a 3-stage pipeline:
(1) Qwen Vision LLM analyzes corners, edges, surface defects
(2) OpenCV measures exact centering ratios programmatically
(3 |
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Answers: "Should I grade this card? Will I make money?"
Combines AI grade prediction with PSA fee schedules, shipping costs,
and graded market values to calculate expected ROI. R |
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Verify it yourself
npx teppi-check https://mcp.the-undesirables.com/mcpcurl -s https://api.teppi.xyz/v1/trust/mcp/mcs_01M1FZ2N08DH2X31DXRA14RC8Q