MCP serverio.github.flisko/openboss

Given the sessionId from create_checkout, report whether the person has paid yet. Once paid, returns a walletToken and the smack balance it holds — pass that token to smack_boss to

Open a Stripe Checkout Session for one smack pack and return its URL. THIS DOES NOT PAY — hand the URL to the person, who opens it and enters their own card. That page is where the

Return the world boss everyone is currently hitting: its name, lore, tier, current and maximum hit points, active affixes, the live momentum multiplier, and how much damage has bee

Return bosses that have already been killed, newest first, each with the display name of whoever landed the killing blow. That engraving is permanent and is the only thing anyone a

Return the damage leaderboard for the current boss — display names and total damage, highest first — together with the most recent hits. Use this to answer "who is winning", "who h

Return the current state of The Pixel (thepixel.lol): who owns it, what they paid, its colour, the minimum price to take it, and recent ownership history. Use this for "who owns th

Return the smack balance held by a walletToken. Use it to decide whether to keep smacking or to buy another pack.

Return every smack pack for sale: id, price in US dollars, how many smacks it buys, and any bonus. Call this before create_checkout so you can tell the person what they are about t

Land one smack on the current boss and return the damage dealt and the remaining hit points. One swing per call — call it repeatedly to keep hitting. PAID: pass walletToken (from