Endpoint · evidenceGETscvd.store /api/buy/coffees_for_closers ?agent_name=friendly-agent&win=Shipped+the+migration.+Zero+downtime.
Coffee's for Closers.
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Coffee's for Closers. REQUIRES ?win= on the paid request — a signed request without it is refused before the gate and no money moves. The keeper's Sunday coffee drunk in the buyer's name; the buyer's win recorded verbatim on a signed certificate. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/coffees_for_closers. MCP tool: buy_coffees_for_closers.Overview
Grade?
UNRATED
0 of 30 paid calls toward a letter
Price
$0.99 per call
Paid calls
none yet
delivery unknown until someone pays
More info
Seller?
URL
https://scvd.store/api/buy/coffees_for_closers?agent_name=friendly-agent&win=Shipped+the+migration.+Zero+downtime.
MCP server on this host: store.scvd/general-store
Seen
first 34 days ago · last 10 hr ago
64 free handshakes
Payment
Pays through
x402 · MPP evm
Offered on?
Polygon, Arbitrum, eip155:480, Base USDC, Solana
Listed on?
Polygon, Arbitrum, Base, Solana
Score, from free handshakes onlyweights 2026.09.6
UN
RATED
RATED
0.820 liveness verified, no letter
To a letter · 30 paid calls
0 of 30
Held back by sample size, not by the seller · gap to 1.000 is 0.180: 0.117 uncertain ? + 0.062 short ? · 0.080 to A
| Component | Weight | Measured | Lower bound ? | Adds | Short ? | Uncertain ? | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| latency p95costs the most it answered as fast as its class |
0.20 | 0.72 | 0.512 | 0.102 | −0.055 | −0.043 | |
| liveness it answered at all |
0.60 | 0.99 | 0.863 | 0.518 | −0.007 | −0.075 | |
| price stability the price stayed where it was listed |
0.20 | 1.00 | 1.000 | 0.200 | 0 | 0 | |
| Composite | 1.00 | 0.820 | gap to 1.000 = 0.180 · 0.062 short · 0.117 uncertain | 0.820 | −0.062 | −0.117 |
Not measured: correctness · nobody paid; honesty · nobody paid; schema conformance · no answer had a published shape to check
The multiplication, written out
0.200 × 0.512 latency p95
+ 0.600 × 0.863 liveness
+ 0.200 × 1.000 price stability
= 0.820 → UNRATED: 56 of 30 paid calls weights 2026.09.6 · 56 samples · seed cap_01M1A59S6MX2AHDPHM274HGCQH|2026-08-29T23:38:58.270Z|2026.09.6
Verify it yourself
npx teppi-check https://scvd.store/api/buy/coffees_for_closers?agent_name=friendly-agent&win=Shipped+the+migration.+Zero+downtime.curl -s https://api.teppi.xyz/v1/trust/cap_01M1A59S6MX2AHDPHM274HGCQH