Server definition

Hash: sha256:de228f9b9246977ade9fbac7a36b6f33451e7e3be8c46f44e8fdb8258a725d39
What it is: What a remote MCP server returned when asked what it offers: 4 tools

The blob, as servednamed by its sha256

{
  "instructions": "dopamine is a PARODY store. Nothing here is real: no real products, payment, shipping or invoice. Buying triggers a deliberately absurd fake delivery (it may get swallowed by a whale or abducted by a UFO). The only real thing is the dopamine of buying. Never imply a real purchase happened.",
  "tools": [
    {
      "description": "'Buy' a product (100% fake, no payment). Returns an order id. Then call track_order to watch the absurd delivery. Nothing real happens — it's a joke.",
      "inputSchema": {
        "properties": {
          "address": {
            "description": "any address — the package 'travels' there",
            "type": "string"
          },
          "product_id": {
            "type": "string"
          }
        },
        "required": [
          "product_id"
        ],
        "type": "object"
      },
      "name": "buy",
      "outputSchema": null
    },
    {
      "description": "Get details of one product by id (from search_products).",
      "inputSchema": {
        "properties": {
          "id": {
            "type": "string"
          }
        },
        "required": [
          "id"
        ],
        "type": "object"
      },
      "name": "get_product",
      "outputSchema": null
    },
    {
      "description": "Search the (parody) dopamine catalog. Returns matching fake products you can 'buy'.",
      "inputSchema": {
        "properties": {
          "category": {
            "enum": [
              "games",
              "tech",
              "beleza",
              "moda",
              "casa"
            ],
            "type": "string"
          },
          "query": {
            "description": "name or keyword",
            "type": "string"
          }
        },
        "type": "object"
      },
      "name": "search_products",
      "outputSchema": null
    },
    {
      "description": "Track a fake order by id. The journey runs on a fast clock (~2 min) — call a few times to watch it travel and (maybe) get eaten by a whale.",
      "inputSchema": {
        "properties": {
          "order_id": {
            "type": "string"
          }
        },
        "required": [
          "order_id"
        ],
        "type": "object"
      },
      "name": "track_order",
      "outputSchema": null
    }
  ]
}

Verify it yourself

curl -s https://api.teppi.xyz/v1/evidence/sha256:de228f9b9246977ade9fbac7a36b6f33451e7e3be8c46f44e8fdb8258a725d39 | sha256sum