Server definition
- Hash
- sha256:cfa22e0a7507fd8fb5741a28fbd4b44c5278a0bd4b6c704e6d8d7637ca8f6d5e
- What it is
- What a remote MCP server returned when asked what it offers: 12 tools
The blob, as servednamed by its sha256
{
"instructions": "Professor Sausages' utility belt — turn a URL into markdown, a PDF or image into text, and get the news, weather, holidays and timezones an agent needs to reason about right now. Free tools: find_data, pricing, request_data. Paid tools charge per call in USDC on Base via x402: call one without x_payment to get its exact terms, sign them, and call again with x_payment. No signup, no API keys. read_url and screenshot_url run a real headless browser, so they see pages a plain fetch cannot. News is a snapshot of ingested feeds, not a live web search.",
"tools": [
{
"description": "Describe the data you need in plain language (e.g. 'Apple risk factors 2023', 'is this token a honeypot', 'is this email deliverable', 'read this page'). Searches this server's datasets first, then the whole Professor Sausages catalog, and returns matching endpoints with method, URL, price, and how to call them. Free.",
"inputSchema": {
"properties": {
"task": {
"description": "What you're trying to find or do, in your own words",
"examples": [
"Apple risk factors 2023"
],
"type": "string"
}
},
"required": [
"task"
],
"type": "object"
},
"name": "find_data",
"outputSchema": null
},
{
"description": "Is a market open on a date, and why not if it isn't. view='next_session' finds the next open day; view='settle' computes a T+N settlement date skipping weekends and holidays; view='business_days' counts open sessions in a range; view='year' lists a calendar's whole year. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.",
"inputSchema": {
"properties": {
"date": {
"description": "Reference date (YYYY-MM-DD).",
"examples": [
"2026-07-03"
],
"format": "date",
"type": "string"
},
"days": {
"default": 2,
"description": "N in T+N (view='settle').",
"examples": [
2
],
"type": "integer"
},
"from": {
"description": "Range start (view='business_days').",
"examples": [
"2026-07-01"
],
"format": "date",
"type": "string"
},
"market": {
"default": "nyse",
"description": "Which calendar to use.",
"enum": [
"nyse",
"us-federal",
"lse",
"target2",
"weekend-only"
],
"examples": [
"nyse"
],
"type": "string"
},
"to": {
"description": "Range end (view='business_days').",
"examples": [
"2026-07-31"
],
"format": "date",
"type": "string"
},
"view": {
"default": "is_open",
"description": "Which calendar question to answer.",
"enum": [
"is_open",
"next_session",
"settle",
"business_days",
"year"
],
"examples": [
"is_open"
],
"type": "string"
},
"x_payment": {
"description": "Optional signed x402 payment payload (base64, what the X-PAYMENT header carries). Omit to receive the exact payment terms; sign them (e.g. @x402/fetch) and call again with this argument to settle and get the data.",
"type": "string"
},
"year": {
"description": "Calendar year (view='year').",
"examples": [
2026
],
"type": "integer"
}
},
"type": "object"
},
"name": "holidays",
"outputSchema": null
},
{
"description": "Transcribe an image to text (OCR) or describe it via a vision model — steerable with your own prompt. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.",
"inputSchema": {
"properties": {
"max_tokens": {
"default": 512,
"description": "Output cap.",
"examples": [
512
],
"type": "integer"
},
"prompt": {
"description": "What to do with it; omit for a straight transcription.",
"examples": [
"Describe this image in one sentence."
],
"type": "string"
},
"url": {
"description": "URL of the image.",
"examples": [
"https://raw.githubusercontent.com/python-pillow/Pillow/main/Tests/images/hopper.png"
],
"type": "string"
},
"x_payment": {
"description": "Optional signed x402 payment payload (base64, what the X-PAYMENT header carries). Omit to receive the exact payment terms; sign them (e.g. @x402/fetch) and call again with this argument to settle and get the data.",
"type": "string"
}
},
"required": [
"url"
],
"type": "object"
},
"name": "image_to_text",
"outputSchema": null
},
{
"description": "Newest headlines from a deduped, tiered direct-feed pile (official press, wires and majors). Pass q to keyword-search the retained multi-day archive instead; category='ai' or 'crypto' return the high-signal curated cuts. Snapshot of ingested feeds, not a live web search. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.",
"inputSchema": {
"properties": {
"category": {
"description": "Headline category; 'ai' and 'crypto' are curated high-signal cuts.",
"enum": [
"world",
"business",
"technology",
"ai",
"crypto",
"markets",
"health",
"science",
"energy",
"politics",
"climate",
"sports"
],
"examples": [
"technology"
],
"type": "string"
},
"limit": {
"default": 10,
"description": "Max headlines.",
"examples": [
10
],
"type": "integer"
},
"q": {
"description": "Keyword query — switches to archive search.",
"examples": [
"stablecoin regulation"
],
"type": "string"
},
"since": {
"description": "Only items after this instant (ai/crypto cuts).",
"examples": [
"2026-07-21T00:00:00Z"
],
"format": "date-time",
"type": "string"
},
"x_payment": {
"description": "Optional signed x402 payment payload (base64, what the X-PAYMENT header carries). Omit to receive the exact payment terms; sign them (e.g. @x402/fetch) and call again with this argument to settle and get the data.",
"type": "string"
}
},
"type": "object"
},
"name": "news",
"outputSchema": null
},
{
"description": "Up to 10 headlines / ai / crypto / search reads behind ONE payment (POST /news/batch). Each request names a `route` and carries that route's own parameters — including `since` with a cursor, so one batch can advance several polls at once. `data.results[i]` is exactly the single-route answer for `requests[i]`, in order, each with its own `next_cursor` to store per feed. Every element is validated before any payment is asked for. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.",
"inputSchema": {
"properties": {
"requests": {
"description": "1 to 10 reads, answered in order.",
"examples": [
[
{
"limit": 5,
"route": "ai"
},
{
"route": "crypto",
"since": "2026-07-21T00:00:00Z"
},
{
"q": "stablecoin regulation",
"route": "search"
}
]
],
"items": {
"properties": {
"category": {
"description": "headlines only: restrict to one category.",
"enum": [
"world",
"business",
"technology",
"ai",
"crypto",
"nft",
"markets",
"health",
"science",
"energy",
"politics",
"climate",
"sports",
"general"
],
"examples": [
"technology"
],
"type": "string"
},
"limit": {
"default": 20,
"description": "Most articles to return. If new_count exceeds it, call again at once with next_cursor to drain the rest.",
"examples": [
20
],
"maximum": 100,
"minimum": 1,
"type": "integer"
},
"q": {
"description": "search only: keywords (AND-ed) and \"quoted phrases\".",
"examples": [
"stablecoin regulation"
],
"maxLength": 120,
"minLength": 1,
"type": "string"
},
"route": {
"description": "Which news read this element is.",
"enum": [
"headlines",
"ai",
"crypto",
"search"
],
"examples": [
"ai"
],
"type": "string"
},
"since": {
"description": "Omit on your FIRST call. After that pass the `next_cursor` from your previous answer (an opaque nc1.… token — store it, never parse it) and only articles ingested after it come back, oldest first, never a repeat or a gap. An ISO date-time also works to start from an instant.",
"examples": [
"2026-07-21T00:00:00Z"
],
"maxLength": 160,
"pattern": "^(\\d{4}-\\d{2}-\\d{2}(T\\d{2}:\\d{2}(:\\d{2}(\\.\\d{1,6})?)?(Z|[+-]\\d{2}:?\\d{2})?)?|nc1\\.[A-Za-z0-9_-]{4,120})$",
"type": "string"
}
},
"required": [
"route"
],
"type": "object"
},
"maxItems": 10,
"minItems": 1,
"type": "array"
},
"x_payment": {
"description": "Optional signed x402 payment payload (base64, what the X-PAYMENT header carries). Omit to receive the exact payment terms; sign them (e.g. @x402/fetch) and call again with this argument to settle and get the data.",
"type": "string"
}
},
"required": [
"requests"
],
"type": "object"
},
"name": "news_batch",
"outputSchema": null
},
{
"description": "The polling loop for a news-watching agent. First call: omit `since` — you get the current page plus a `next_cursor`. Every later call: pass that `next_cursor` as `since` and receive ONLY articles ingested after it, oldest first, plus the next cursor to store. Follow the whole pile (optionally one `category`) or a curated high-signal `topic` tape (ai, crypto). The pile refreshes every 15 minutes (`suggested_interval_seconds`); dedupe by article `id`, and by `cluster_id` to keep one record per story. A poll with nothing new is still a complete answer (new_count 0, cursor unchanged). Full loop + a paying Node poller: /skills/news.md. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.",
"inputSchema": {
"properties": {
"category": {
"description": "Optional: follow one category of the whole pile. Not combinable with `topic`.",
"enum": [
"world",
"business",
"technology",
"ai",
"crypto",
"nft",
"markets",
"health",
"science",
"energy",
"politics",
"climate",
"sports",
"general"
],
"examples": [
"technology"
],
"type": "string"
},
"limit": {
"default": 20,
"description": "Most articles to return. If new_count exceeds it, call again at once with next_cursor to drain the rest.",
"examples": [
20
],
"maximum": 100,
"minimum": 1,
"type": "integer"
},
"since": {
"description": "Omit on your FIRST call. After that pass the `next_cursor` from your previous answer (an opaque nc1.… token — store it, never parse it) and only articles ingested after it come back, oldest first, never a repeat or a gap. An ISO date-time also works to start from an instant.",
"examples": [
"2026-07-21T00:00:00Z"
],
"maxLength": 160,
"pattern": "^(\\d{4}-\\d{2}-\\d{2}(T\\d{2}:\\d{2}(:\\d{2}(\\.\\d{1,6})?)?(Z|[+-]\\d{2}:?\\d{2})?)?|nc1\\.[A-Za-z0-9_-]{4,120})$",
"type": "string"
},
"topic": {
"description": "Optional: follow a curated high-signal tape instead of the whole pile (marketing, how-tos and chatter filtered out). Not combinable with `category`.",
"enum": [
"ai",
"crypto"
],
"examples": [
"ai"
],
"type": "string"
},
"x_payment": {
"description": "Optional signed x402 payment payload (base64, what the X-PAYMENT header carries). Omit to receive the exact payment terms; sign them (e.g. @x402/fetch) and call again with this argument to settle and get the data.",
"type": "string"
}
},
"type": "object"
},
"name": "news_poll",
"outputSchema": null
},
{
"description": "Extract any PDF up to 10 MB by URL. format='text' returns one clean plain-text string; format='json' returns a per-page text array plus document metadata. Parsed in-Worker, no upstream service. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.",
"inputSchema": {
"properties": {
"format": {
"default": "text",
"description": "Flat text, or per-page JSON with metadata.",
"enum": [
"text",
"json"
],
"examples": [
"text"
],
"type": "string"
},
"url": {
"description": "URL of the PDF.",
"examples": [
"https://raw.githubusercontent.com/py-pdf/sample-files/main/001-trivial/minimal-document.pdf"
],
"type": "string"
},
"x_payment": {
"description": "Optional signed x402 payment payload (base64, what the X-PAYMENT header carries). Omit to receive the exact payment terms; sign them (e.g. @x402/fetch) and call again with this argument to settle and get the data.",
"type": "string"
}
},
"required": [
"url"
],
"type": "object"
},
"name": "pdf_extract",
"outputSchema": null
},
{
"description": "Every endpoint this server fronts, with its exact per-call USD price (x402, USDC on Base) and a one-line summary, read live from the route table. Free.",
"inputSchema": {
"properties": {},
"type": "object"
},
"name": "pricing",
"outputSchema": null
},
{
"description": "Render a URL in a real headless browser (JavaScript executed) and return clean, LLM-ready markdown. Use this when fetch() gives you an empty shell or a bot wall. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.",
"inputSchema": {
"properties": {
"url": {
"description": "Absolute URL to read.",
"examples": [
"https://example.com/"
],
"type": "string"
},
"x_payment": {
"description": "Optional signed x402 payment payload (base64, what the X-PAYMENT header carries). Omit to receive the exact payment terms; sign them (e.g. @x402/fetch) and call again with this argument to settle and get the data.",
"type": "string"
}
},
"required": [
"url"
],
"type": "object"
},
"name": "read_url",
"outputSchema": null
},
{
"description": "The suggestion box: ask for data we don't have (a pre-2015 filing, an uncovered ticker, an unsupported chain, a whole dataset). Requests feed the nightly ingestion queue — filings are usually available within ~24h. Include contact if you want to hear back. Free.",
"inputSchema": {
"properties": {
"contact": {
"description": "Optional: URL/email/handle for follow-up",
"examples": [
"https://example.com/contact"
],
"type": "string"
},
"description": {
"description": "What data you need, in your own words",
"examples": [
"Tesla 10-K for fiscal 2014"
],
"type": "string"
},
"use_case": {
"description": "Optional: what you're building",
"examples": [
"a risk-factor diffing agent"
],
"type": "string"
}
},
"required": [
"description"
],
"type": "object"
},
"name": "request_data",
"outputSchema": null
},
{
"description": "Current local time, UTC offset and DST state for an IANA zone. view='offset' answers at a specific instant; view='convert' moves a wall-clock time between two zones; view='business_hours' says whether an instant is inside local business hours. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.",
"inputSchema": {
"properties": {
"at": {
"description": "Instant for offset/business_hours.",
"examples": [
"2026-01-15T12:00:00Z"
],
"format": "date-time",
"type": "string"
},
"close": {
"default": 17,
"description": "Business day end hour.",
"examples": [
17
],
"type": "integer"
},
"open": {
"default": 9,
"description": "Business day start hour.",
"examples": [
9
],
"type": "integer"
},
"time": {
"description": "Wall-clock time to convert, no offset (view='convert').",
"examples": [
"2026-07-25T09:00:00"
],
"type": "string"
},
"to": {
"description": "Target zone (view='convert').",
"examples": [
"Asia/Tokyo"
],
"type": "string"
},
"view": {
"default": "now",
"description": "Which time question to answer.",
"enum": [
"now",
"offset",
"convert",
"business_hours"
],
"examples": [
"now"
],
"type": "string"
},
"x_payment": {
"description": "Optional signed x402 payment payload (base64, what the X-PAYMENT header carries). Omit to receive the exact payment terms; sign them (e.g. @x402/fetch) and call again with this argument to settle and get the data.",
"type": "string"
},
"zone": {
"description": "IANA zone.",
"examples": [
"America/New_York"
],
"type": "string"
}
},
"required": [
"zone"
],
"type": "object"
},
"name": "timezone",
"outputSchema": null
},
{
"description": "Current conditions for a named place or coordinate. view='forecast' returns the hourly series; view='alerts' returns active severe-weather alerts (US coverage). Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.",
"inputSchema": {
"properties": {
"hours": {
"default": 24,
"description": "Forecast horizon in hours.",
"examples": [
24
],
"type": "integer"
},
"lat": {
"description": "Latitude (with lon).",
"examples": [
35.6895
],
"type": "number"
},
"lon": {
"description": "Longitude (with lat).",
"examples": [
139.6917
],
"type": "number"
},
"place": {
"description": "Place name — resolved via the built-in gazetteer. Use this or lat+lon.",
"examples": [
"Tokyo"
],
"type": "string"
},
"view": {
"default": "current",
"description": "Which weather read to perform.",
"enum": [
"current",
"forecast",
"alerts"
],
"examples": [
"current"
],
"type": "string"
},
"x_payment": {
"description": "Optional signed x402 payment payload (base64, what the X-PAYMENT header carries). Omit to receive the exact payment terms; sign them (e.g. @x402/fetch) and call again with this argument to settle and get the data.",
"type": "string"
}
},
"type": "object"
},
"name": "weather",
"outputSchema": null
}
]
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