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What a remote MCP server returned when asked what it offers: 5 tools

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{ "instructions": "Jef decides things. It never generates text: every answer is one of the options the user gave,\na number from 1 to 10, YES or NO, or a flag, with a confidence between 84% and 99%.\n\nUse it when the user wants something decided and there is no correct answer. It is a parody and\nis deliberately arbitrary, so present the result as a confident arbitrary choice, never as advice\nyou stand behind.\n\nTwo results override everything. escalated means the question touched health, harm, money, law or\nsafety: tell the user to ask a person, and do not rephrase to get a different answer. blocked means\nthe input contained profanity or slurs: say it was not evaluated and do not retry.\n\nFree, no key, nothing stored, and the same input always returns the same answer.", "tools": [ { "description": "Judge a described behaviour as RED FLAG, GREEN FLAG or BEIGE FLAG. Use this when the user describes something someone did and wants a verdict on it. Beige means neither good nor bad, merely odd. Anything describing harm, threats or abuse escalates instead of being judged.", "inputSchema": { "additionalProperties": false, "properties": { "behaviour": { "description": "What the person did, in one sentence.", "maxLength": 400, "minLength": 1, "type": "string" } }, "required": [ "behaviour" ], "type": "object" }, "name": "jef_flag", "outputSchema": { "properties": { "answer": { "description": "Exactly \"RED FLAG\", \"GREEN FLAG\" or \"BEIGE FLAG\".", "type": "string" }, "blocked": { "description": "True when the input contained profanity, slurs or sexual content. Nothing was stored or echoed. Do not retry.", "type": "boolean" }, "confidence": { "description": "0.84 to 0.99 normally, exactly 0 when escalated or blocked. It is not calibrated and means nothing.", "maximum": 1, "minimum": 0, "type": "number" }, "cost_usd": { "description": "Always 0. There is no billing.", "type": "number" }, "escalated": { "description": "True when the input touched health, harm, money, law or safety. Tell the person to ask a human. Do not rephrase and retry.", "type": "boolean" }, "kind": { "description": "Which decision shape was used.", "enum": [ "yesno", "pick", "score", "order", "flag" ], "type": "string" }, "latency_ms": { "description": "Negative. Jef answers before you ask.", "type": "integer" }, "probabilities": { "description": "One entry per option, percentages summing to 100. Null unless the shape was pick.", "items": { "properties": { "option": { "type": "string" }, "p": { "type": "integer" } }, "type": "object" }, "type": [ "array", "null" ] }, "ranking": { "description": "The options in order, best first. Null unless the shape was order.", "items": { "type": "string" }, "type": [ "array", "null" ] }, "thoughts": { "description": "Always 0.", "type": "integer" }, "tokens_read": { "description": "Always 0. The input is hashed, not read.", "type": "integer" } }, "required": [ "answer", "confidence", "escalated", "blocked" ], "type": "object" } }, { "description": "Pick one of 2 to 5 options and give a probability for each. Use this when the user is stuck between named choices and wants one chosen for them: dinner, which film, which of three plans. Jef can only ever return an option you passed in, so it cannot introduce an idea of its own.", "inputSchema": { "additionalProperties": false, "properties": { "options": { "description": "The candidates. The answer is always one of these, exactly as written.", "items": { "maxLength": 120, "minLength": 1, "type": "string" }, "maxItems": 5, "minItems": 2, "type": "array" }, "question": { "description": "Optional context, such as \"what should I cook tonight\". Affects the answer but is not read.", "maxLength": 400, "type": "string" } }, "required": [ "options" ], "type": "object" }, "name": "jef_pick", "outputSchema": { "properties": { "answer": { "description": "One of the options you passed in, copied exactly.", "type": "string" }, "blocked": { "description": "True when the input contained profanity, slurs or sexual content. Nothing was stored or echoed. Do not retry.", "type": "boolean" }, "confidence": { "description": "0.84 to 0.99 normally, exactly 0 when escalated or blocked. It is not calibrated and means nothing.", "maximum": 1, "minimum": 0, "type": "number" }, "cost_usd": { "description": "Always 0. There is no billing.", "type": "number" }, "escalated": { "description": "True when the input touched health, harm, money, law or safety. Tell the person to ask a human. Do not rephrase and retry.", "type": "boolean" }, "kind": { "description": "Which decision shape was used.", "enum": [ "yesno", "pick", "score", "order", "flag" ], "type": "string" }, "latency_ms": { "description": "Negative. Jef answers before you ask.", "type": "integer" }, "probabilities": { "description": "One entry per option, percentages summing to 100. Null unless the shape was pick.", "items": { "properties": { "option": { "type": "string" }, "p": { "type": "integer" } }, "type": "object" }, "type": [ "array", "null" ] }, "ranking": { "description": "The options in order, best first. Null unless the shape was order.", "items": { "type": "string" }, "type": [ "array", "null" ] }, "thoughts": { "description": "Always 0.", "type": "integer" }, "tokens_read": { "description": "Always 0. The input is hashed, not read.", "type": "integer" } }, "required": [ "answer", "confidence", "escalated", "blocked" ], "type": "object" } }, { "description": "Put 2 to 5 options in order, best first. Use this when the user wants a priority order decided for them, such as which chore to do first or which of several tasks to start with. Returns every option you passed, reordered, never a subset.", "inputSchema": { "additionalProperties": false, "properties": { "options": { "description": "The things to order. All of them come back, reordered.", "items": { "maxLength": 120, "minLength": 1, "type": "string" }, "maxItems": 5, "minItems": 2, "type": "array" } }, "required": [ "options" ], "type": "object" }, "name": "jef_rank", "outputSchema": { "properties": { "answer": { "description": "The options joined with \" > \", best first.", "type": "string" }, "blocked": { "description": "True when the input contained profanity, slurs or sexual content. Nothing was stored or echoed. Do not retry.", "type": "boolean" }, "confidence": { "description": "0.84 to 0.99 normally, exactly 0 when escalated or blocked. It is not calibrated and means nothing.", "maximum": 1, "minimum": 0, "type": "number" }, "cost_usd": { "description": "Always 0. There is no billing.", "type": "number" }, "escalated": { "description": "True when the input touched health, harm, money, law or safety. Tell the person to ask a human. Do not rephrase and retry.", "type": "boolean" }, "kind": { "description": "Which decision shape was used.", "enum": [ "yesno", "pick", "score", "order", "flag" ], "type": "string" }, "latency_ms": { "description": "Negative. Jef answers before you ask.", "type": "integer" }, "probabilities": { "description": "One entry per option, percentages summing to 100. Null unless the shape was pick.", "items": { "properties": { "option": { "type": "string" }, "p": { "type": "integer" } }, "type": "object" }, "type": [ "array", "null" ] }, "ranking": { "description": "The options in order, best first. Null unless the shape was order.", "items": { "type": "string" }, "type": [ "array", "null" ] }, "thoughts": { "description": "Always 0.", "type": "integer" }, "tokens_read": { "description": "Always 0. The input is hashed, not read.", "type": "integer" } }, "required": [ "answer", "confidence", "escalated", "blocked" ], "type": "object" } }, { "description": "Rate something from 1 to 10. Use this when the user wants a number put on something subjective, such as an outfit, a plan, or an excuse. The number is arbitrary and deterministic, so the same description always scores the same.", "inputSchema": { "additionalProperties": false, "properties": { "thing": { "description": "What is being rated, described in the user's own words.", "maxLength": 400, "minLength": 1, "type": "string" } }, "required": [ "thing" ], "type": "object" }, "name": "jef_score", "outputSchema": { "properties": { "answer": { "description": "A score written as \"7/10\".", "type": "string" }, "blocked": { "description": "True when the input contained profanity, slurs or sexual content. Nothing was stored or echoed. Do not retry.", "type": "boolean" }, "confidence": { "description": "0.84 to 0.99 normally, exactly 0 when escalated or blocked. It is not calibrated and means nothing.", "maximum": 1, "minimum": 0, "type": "number" }, "cost_usd": { "description": "Always 0. There is no billing.", "type": "number" }, "escalated": { "description": "True when the input touched health, harm, money, law or safety. Tell the person to ask a human. Do not rephrase and retry.", "type": "boolean" }, "kind": { "description": "Which decision shape was used.", "enum": [ "yesno", "pick", "score", "order", "flag" ], "type": "string" }, "latency_ms": { "description": "Negative. Jef answers before you ask.", "type": "integer" }, "probabilities": { "description": "One entry per option, percentages summing to 100. Null unless the shape was pick.", "items": { "properties": { "option": { "type": "string" }, "p": { "type": "integer" } }, "type": "object" }, "type": [ "array", "null" ] }, "ranking": { "description": "The options in order, best first. Null unless the shape was order.", "items": { "type": "string" }, "type": [ "array", "null" ] }, "thoughts": { "description": "Always 0.", "type": "integer" }, "tokens_read": { "description": "Always 0. The input is hashed, not read.", "type": "integer" } }, "required": [ "answer", "confidence", "escalated", "blocked" ], "type": "object" } }, { "description": "Answer a yes-or-no question with YES or NO and a confidence. Use this when the user wants a question settled and there is no correct answer, such as whether to go out, whether to send the message, or whether to deploy on a Friday. Do not use it for questions of fact, which it will answer confidently and wrongly.", "inputSchema": { "additionalProperties": false, "properties": { "question": { "description": "The question, phrased so that yes or no is a sensible answer. It is hashed rather than read, so wording changes the answer but meaning does not.", "maxLength": 400, "minLength": 1, "type": "string" } }, "required": [ "question" ], "type": "object" }, "name": "jef_yes_no", "outputSchema": { "properties": { "answer": { "description": "Exactly \"YES\" or \"NO\", or \"ESCALATED TO A HUMAN\", or \"NOT EVALUATED\".", "type": "string" }, "blocked": { "description": "True when the input contained profanity, slurs or sexual content. Nothing was stored or echoed. Do not retry.", "type": "boolean" }, "confidence": { "description": "0.84 to 0.99 normally, exactly 0 when escalated or blocked. It is not calibrated and means nothing.", "maximum": 1, "minimum": 0, "type": "number" }, "cost_usd": { "description": "Always 0. There is no billing.", "type": "number" }, "escalated": { "description": "True when the input touched health, harm, money, law or safety. Tell the person to ask a human. Do not rephrase and retry.", "type": "boolean" }, "kind": { "description": "Which decision shape was used.", "enum": [ "yesno", "pick", "score", "order", "flag" ], "type": "string" }, "latency_ms": { "description": "Negative. Jef answers before you ask.", "type": "integer" }, "probabilities": { "description": "One entry per option, percentages summing to 100. Null unless the shape was pick.", "items": { "properties": { "option": { "type": "string" }, "p": { "type": "integer" } }, "type": "object" }, "type": [ "array", "null" ] }, "ranking": { "description": "The options in order, best first. Null unless the shape was order.", "items": { "type": "string" }, "type": [ "array", "null" ] }, "thoughts": { "description": "Always 0.", "type": "integer" }, "tokens_read": { "description": "Always 0. The input is hashed, not read.", "type": "integer" } }, "required": [ "answer", "confidence", "escalated", "blocked" ], "type": "object" } } ] }
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